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Read a massage. It's really funny. So i kind of have a thought of sharing it here. This could be racist, but i find it dam funny. So yea, dont get offended. (:
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Confusing Chinese Names
.Caller : Hello, can i speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
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Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
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Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
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Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
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Caller : I'm Sam Wan (someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.
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Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
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Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one) has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
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Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilairous but i dont have time for this!
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Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
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Operator : I'm Saw Lee (sorry)
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Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!
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LMAO!!!
There's more, dont stop reading. It's hilarious...
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Anne Chang - Dirty (Mandarin)
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Anne Chin - Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
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Faye Chen - Dust (Mandarin)
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Carl Cheng - Buttock (Hokkien)
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Monice Cheng - Touch your buttock (Hokkien)
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Lucy Leow - You are dead (Hokkien)
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Jane Tan - Frying Eggs (Mandarin)
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Suzie Leow - Lose Till Death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah - Hate your mom (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai - Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan - Bankrupt (Cantonese)
Nelson Tan - Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong - Russish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng - Leg Hair Long (Mandarin)
Connie Mah - Call Your Mom (Chinese)
Danny See - Wait you die (Cantonese) & Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai - Nose dropping (Hokkien)
Macy Koh - Never Die Before (Cantonese)
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LMAO, so did you laugh?
It's pretty funny isnt it? x)
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